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A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, "What do you want?" The bartender replies, "First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food." The panda

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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularlydirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple ofdollars for dinner.I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give youthis money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?''No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food

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A tourist in Vienna goes through a graveyard and all of a sudden hehears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for thesource.He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave witha headstone that reads: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827."Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony, and it is beingplayed backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and

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Sign at a garage in Citykingshire: "Please do not smoke near thepumps. If your life isn't worth anything - gas is!"

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Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police."What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer."I juggle them in my act.""Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler startstossing and juggling the knives.A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking.Look at the test they're making you do now!"

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A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her.Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married.Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but hewas so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much lessliving together.But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he callsher on the phone, "June.""Yes,

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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during aparticularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel wherethey spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate theirtravel schedules.So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, withhis wife flying down the following day.The husband checked into the

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